Sunday, December 20, 2009

Dear slut

Dressed the way you are at 5 in the afternoon is pretty appauling. Are you going to work at showgirls? or have you finished work? Do you think you are fashionable? How many blow jobs did you do today? Did you reach your quota? Are you full, or are you still hungry? These are the questions flowing through my curious brain right now. Urgh I can't stop looking at your back fat!

From me



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Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Dear over powering lynx guy

Gee you think a whole can is enough? I dunno, clearly you're not attracting girls, infact it's repelling, burns the nostrils and stings the eyes. It's no fun for anyone.
From me

Dear bogan guy with the oversized gym bag


Get your fuckin bag off my foot. Also your ass smells like farts, didn't you notice the guy who opened the window as you stood next to him. Perhaps you should shower and do something about your personal hygene, do everyone on the busy tram a favour.


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Monday, December 7, 2009

Dear Christmas world


You're kinda creeping me out, yet I can't help but to feel a warm fuzzy feeling.





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Friday, December 4, 2009

Dear Edinburgh gardens

You've turned into a filth pit! Dirty hippies dancing to an outdoor psyh-trance party GROSS! Dreadlocks, hemp clothing, hula hoops, bare feet, and unshaven armpits on women are not ok! Take a bath people!!!
From me

Dear fat drunk chick


You say the word of the day is "terrible" please tell me that you are using the word to describe yourself.
From me

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