Dear slut

Dressed the way you are at 5 in the afternoon is pretty appauling. Are you going to work at showgirls? or have you finished work? Do you think you are fashionable? How many blow jobs did you do today? Did you reach your quota? Are you full, or are you still hungry? These are the questions flowing through my curious brain right now. Urgh I can't stop looking at your back fat!

From me



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Dear over powering lynx guy

Gee you think a whole can is enough? I dunno, clearly you're not attracting girls, infact it's repelling, burns the nostrils and stings the eyes. It's no fun for anyone.
From me

Dear bogan guy with the oversized gym bag

Get your fuckin bag off my foot. Also your ass smells like farts, didn't you notice the guy who opened the window as you stood next to him. Perhaps you should shower and do something about your personal hygene, do everyone on the busy tram a favour.


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Dear Christmas world

You're kinda creeping me out, yet I can't help but to feel a warm fuzzy feeling.





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Dear Edinburgh gardens

You've turned into a filth pit! Dirty hippies dancing to an outdoor psyh-trance party GROSS! Dreadlocks, hemp clothing, hula hoops, bare feet, and unshaven armpits on women are not ok! Take a bath people!!!
From me

Dear fat drunk chick

You say the word of the day is "terrible" please tell me that you are using the word to describe yourself.
From me

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Dear birthday

Just because you are born on a certain day doesn't mean that you get special treatment or priority, or a free drink. There's about 1 million other people that are born on the same day as you. So fuck off with your birthday you're not that special.
From me


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Dear head

We are having the best conversations right now
From me


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Dear new security guard

What the fuck you should know the protocol. Managers are aloud on the balcony with drinks to accompany them whilst smoking a ciggie.
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Dear Tony

Happy birthday you big fag!!!!
From me

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Dear fat chick in the tight white cut off shorts

Please stop dancing and bending over.
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Dear retarded comment

How dare you say that I have the same fashion "style" as a bull dyke!!! Jesus really???
From me


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Dear fat English chick

What the fuck!!!! Seriously! Your accent is foul enough
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Dear girl in the lace up pants

What made you think it was a good idea to wear those pants I fact what made u think that it was a hood idea yo buy those pants. Please stay indoors with the curtains closed so no one can see your horrible fashion style.
From me

Dear security guard

Please don't tell me that you've "breached" something in the male toilets. I don't need to know what your fat ass has produced.
From me


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