Dear birthday

Just because you are born on a certain day doesn't mean that you get special treatment or priority, or a free drink. There's about 1 million other people that are born on the same day as you. So fuck off with your birthday you're not that special.
From me


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Dear head

We are having the best conversations right now
From me


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Dear new security guard

What the fuck you should know the protocol. Managers are aloud on the balcony with drinks to accompany them whilst smoking a ciggie.
From me

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Dear Tony

Happy birthday you big fag!!!!
From me

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Dear fat chick in the tight white cut off shorts

Please stop dancing and bending over.
From me

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Dear retarded comment

How dare you say that I have the same fashion "style" as a bull dyke!!! Jesus really???
From me


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Dear fat English chick

What the fuck!!!! Seriously! Your accent is foul enough
From me

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Dear girl in the lace up pants

What made you think it was a good idea to wear those pants I fact what made u think that it was a hood idea yo buy those pants. Please stay indoors with the curtains closed so no one can see your horrible fashion style.
From me

Dear security guard

Please don't tell me that you've "breached" something in the male toilets. I don't need to know what your fat ass has produced.
From me


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